We have got the Cougars that all you young love but now we have another breed on the block the NAG (New Age Guy) or the Dennis ( Domestic, Emotional, Nurturing, Nice, Intelligent Softie.) Phew I hear you say not sure what springs into our minds about this one.
But if you are looking for a date that can go the extra mile for his partner then you need to be looking for a NAG or a DENNIS as there is nothing these guys can’t do to please, well now you have got my attention. So when you are on a dating site scrolling through a man’s profile there are certain things you need to be looking for that identifies this type of man. Apparently they will cook every day, clean the house, If you have kids he will take them to school for you and he is sexy too, full of romance and this new male trend is taking the world by a storm and are making women squeal with delight, well yea I get that why wouldn’t they, but hey where the bloody hell are they as I have never met one.
When you are looking for this new species look for the signs in his profile on the dating sites like loves cooking humm yea okay romancing hmmmm that’s good you will get flowers on your birthday, or housework gets done by the cleaner, hummm well not quite etc but these are some of the things you need to looking at to track the NAG or Dennis down.
Apparently these men are taking over from the beer drinking, belching, womanising men we are use to. The NAGS or the DENNIS aren’t afraid to open up to women they are not afraid to cry or show emotions. I hate it when a man cries, but anyway they are still guys phew thank god for that....had me wondering for a moment but there lies the problem sorry sorry I am still trying to take all this in, that these guys exist but yes they do, these guys are real supporters, they will offer to relieve your stressful day with a relaxing bubble bath or back rub with a Champaign glass ready to place in your lovely hand to sip whilst it is all happening and candles flickering everywhere arrrrrr how nice is that.
Yes there is more... these male softies also excel at and love shopping and are not worried about getting back to their mates to watch any big game on the box and he also knows where the vacuum is and how to iron his own shirt. I’m getting weak at the knees here just thinking about him.
There are quite a few top men who are happy to have the title of NAG or DENNIS pinned to their shirt, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, and Zac Efron aren’t afraid to cry in public, Jake Gyllenhaal says you have to open up to your emotions.......well bring it on guys I’m waiting so is the rest of the female populations as I still think you’re a rare breed.
So if the NAG or DENNIS sounds like they could be the perfect dating partner for you or a male version of a wife start looking through them dating sites now as you could have a long wait before you find him and hey guys if you are one of these new breeds then when you put your profile up on any nz dating site please pronounce yourself as a NAG or DENNIS so we can identify you real quick and try and snap you up or start running as fast as we can for fear of meeting a man who is going to be better at everything than we are YEA RIGHT!!
I don’t care what ever you are or how good you are at all this emotional romancing looking after the housework stuff even if you can do it wearing just an apron and nothing else and still look good.
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO MULTI TASK!!
Wilo Callaghan
not for replublishing